"and a hot dog every month and a half "

Im glad we're off the red meat wagon:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/28/health/28brod.html

on a related note (that made me hungry until I read the preceding article)=

"Same Cow, No Matter How You Slice it"
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/29/dining/29beef.html

"The Denver was invented after meat and marketing experts spent more than $1.5 million and five years on the largest study anyone had ever done on the edible anatomy of a steer." wow